Let’s continue publishing the ridiculous spam mails we receive. As spam goes, here’s one that’s too good to be true:
You Need a Better Degree, and we can Help!
F A S T T R A C K D E G R E E P R O G R A M
No examinations! No classes! No textbooks!
Yeah right! One would be better off buying those fake diplomas at Recto. It wouldn’t cost as much.
Now, we (or our email) apparently won 700,000 euros. Wow. I don’t know how much that is in pesos. But I’m going to donate it to Barack Obama so he can finally beat Hillary “Vote for me because I am inevitable” Clinton. Here’s the letter:
From: Mrs Barbera De Graft
Reply-to: Mr. Eddy Van Bakker
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the First Category of our staatsloterij Promotion. Winners were picked by computerized system, drawn from company and individual e-mail addresses worldwide. The draws is officially announced today 28th of January 2008.You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of 700,000.00(Seven hundred thousand Euros), which is the winning payout for Category A winners.
To claim your prize Contact the Financial Claims Manager office with the underlisted informations as soon as possible:
Kindly contact staatsloterij claim department immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to your destination.
N.B: Disclaimer – This email is confidential and contain privileged or copyright information. You must not present this message to another party. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy, distribute or use this email or the information contained in it for any purpose other than to notify us.
If you have received this message in error, please delete this email from your system.
Huh! And they even added a note (disclaimer?) which warns us to not show their letter to others. How earnest is that? Good luck with that, Eddie and Barbara. We released the cat out of the bag.
Anyways, as we stated earlier, we’re publishing the email addresses of these spammers along with their spam not because we want anyone to contact them but because we hope that email harvesters will get their emails and send them the spam they so richly deserve.